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1. Rajnikanth can stop a speeding bullet with one hand, KRK shoots Rajnikanth instead
2. Apple allows Rajnikanth to download any song of his choice for free, Apple pays 99 cents do KRK download one song
3. Rajnikanth takes the power from sun, whereas KRK supplied that power to the sun
4. Rajnikanth kills mosquitoes with the flip of his thumb, mosquitoes die when they sit on KRK
5. Rajnikanth can kill two criminals with one bullet, whereas KRK can kill two bullets with one criminal
6. Throw water at Rajnikanth, he won’t get wet. Throw water at KRK, KRK disappears
7. Rajnikanth plays golf with Tiger Woods, KRK plays golf with tigers in the woods
8. Rajnikanth secretly watches sleazy movies, KRK produces them
9. Rajnikanth drinks wine without glass but KRK can drink it without Rajnikanth
10. Rajnikanth can dance like Michael Jackson, KRK can do them in reverse fashion
11. . Rajnikanth can excite people wearing glasses; KRK can excite people wearing nothing!
12. Rajnikanth has 100 girlfriends, all of them are KRK's ex
13. Rajnikanth eats a royal breakfast, KRK has breakfast at midnight (proved in Bigg Boss)
14. Rajnikanth can shake his ass on Shakira's songs, KRK can shake his ass on Pankaj Udhas' songs
15. Rajnikanth evolved from monkeys, KRK created monkeys
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16. Rajnikanth can pee and create a river, KRK stops peeing and a desert is created
17. Rajnikanth sponsors bills of mobile companies, KRK sends those bills to Rajni
18. Rajni can kill two birds in one stone, birds migrate when KRK arrives
19. Rajnikanth decides the time he should get up, KRK just gets up and then goes back to sleep
20. Rajnikanth can drown without water, KRK can pee without drinking water
21. Rajnikanth can put two sugarcanes in his mouth, KRK sticks them up someone's _
22. Rajnikanth knows to treat a woman politely, KRK can mistreat her in a similar fashion
23. According to Rajnikanth, 2+2=5, according to KRK, it is 4 (what did you think?)
24. Rajnikanth can act like a cartoon, KRK is a cartoon
25. Rajnikanth acts with Aishwarya Rai, KRK has the ability to make an Oscar movie actress work in his film(Gracy Singh from Lagaan worked in Desh Drohi)
26. In the beginning, when there was nothing, Rajni said "Let there be light". KRK said "Say please”.
27. Rajnikanth can offer flower to anyone, KRK knows to deflower
28. Rajnikanth: "I will do what I don’t say" KRK: "I dont do anything that I say"
29. . Rajnikanth can watch any stupid movie in this world; KRK produces and acts in it.
30. Everyone made Rajni's Shivaji a hit, KRK's Desh drohi hit everyone where it hurts
31. Rajnikanth has body guards for his protection, body guards carry KRK for their protection
32. Rajnikanth can laugh on Raju Shrivastav's jokes, KRK can make Raju Shrivastav a joke (THIS BECAME TRUE)
33. Rajnikanth knows how to Google, KRK knows how to Giggle
34. Rajnikanth says "when I say it once, consider it 100 times" KRK: "When I say it 100 times, consider it once"
35. Rajnikanth keeps his emotions bottled up, KRK throws bottles emotionally
36. Rajnikanth had lots of near death experience, Death has near KRK experience
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37. Rajnikanth won’t bother to read this blog post, KRK will reply to it
14 comments:
Hi, i am krk.... and u all suck
stupid post .. u guys really suck
hey dude so offence...but....u cant compare rajinikanth who's an actor of such gr8 calibre and excellence wit KRk andu have talked ill abt d hero oftollywood....mind ur words mate...u aintget w=away wit this
hey, this post is just for humor..rajnikanth is a great actor but scenes like stopping a running bullet with your hand is so funny..the author has just made fun of those funny, filmy scenes..nothing to be so serious,..life has a lot of tensions..yes, rajni is a good actor but there is nothing wrong in having fun...even rajni wont mind it..
what do u think? We should all applaud all the non-sense shown in Rajini's film? I don't get it, how does his films work as action movies....the secenes are so impossible, i always categorise them in comedy stuff....
erm pls dun stereotype only rajni 2 have the near impossible stunts tat u see..even bollywood has it! no denying! did not raj kappor catch a bulet in his hand with a bit of blood as damage?..tat is also near impossible! bt all the same,we are admiring the both of them. truly speaking, the ppl in the north juz have 2 make fun of someone in the south for personal satisfaction.pls looka t ure industry b4 commenting on ours :) no offence is intended!
People like the same thing when they watch Keanu Reeves doing the same in Matrix?? Rajnikant is a great actor and we dont have any doubt about it.
i didn't understand from where this stupid north-south issue came........
By writing such posts we are just increasing the feelings of hatredness among ourselves.Pls do not post such comments in future and try to smile on such jokes or forget them in case u don't like :)
and remember WE ARE ONE....
never seen people with such a low sense of humour...some of the jokes sucked though...but still enjoy life people....and please rajnikanth's action scenes HILARIOUS..but KRK is better..lol..
waste felow KRK
cant digest the fact how all such stupid action movies are a huge hit ...the actions are crap....nd dont evn try to compare Matrix with dese stunts of rajnikant. the reason are the people who watch dese completely bizzare actions..
Dai Loosu Kamanati Vada Thaiyevalli Theveudia Puliya
never forget indian film industry produce only one superstar and that is the RAJESH KHANNA film industry never find superstar just like Rajesh khanna till date that is the reality
ABOUT THAT MATRIX ISSUE:
Keanu Reaves' Matrix stunts are logical, because the story says so. If you have watched Matrix I completely (and understood it), then you would not have compared Rajini with Keanu. For me Rajini is a comedy actor (and great one, no doubt about it) just in the category of Jackie Chan.
So there is no harm in making jokes of him. Anyway, people of North India have now started to watch his movies due to the new popularity he has gained because of the jokes :) !!!
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