Saturday, December 3, 2011

The Dirty Picture Dialogues

The Dirty Picture dialogues given here, are among the best dialogue in Bollywood films in recent times. Full credit to the dialogue writer of The Dirty Picture, Rajat Aroraa who wrote Once Upon a Time in Mumbai dialogues too.  The lines were intelligent, saucy, street-smart and creative.  We had already predicted that Dirty Picture will win Filmfare Awards 2012 for the best actress Vidya Balan and dialogues.  In effect, many are saying Rajat Aroraa is the hero of The Dirty Picture and Vidya Balan, the main female lead. We don't think any film writer has got this sort of compliment before.


Add to the list as you want in the form of comments or let us know which one is your favorite.

The Dirty Picture dialogue list

• Kuch to baat hai mere me aise jo usne 20 rupaye diye
• Mujhe to chadhi zehar ki tarah ki ab pani bhi peeta hu to aag lag jati hain
• Kya re tujhe holi khelne ka bahot showk hain magar suna hain ki tere pichkari mein dum nahin
• Mere dil me til hai aur jis cheez par tum baithti ho uspar bhi til hai
• Popcorn jitna bhi ud le girna use bartan par hi hain
• Heroine ki zindagi is like an electric government, 5 saal tak party, usey baad support
• Woh item number ki guitar thi aur main sufi ka ik taara..boss woh star thi, aur mera toh taara hi doob gaya
• Har aadmi ke liye ek aurat hain, agar ussey bach gaye toh samjo zindagi bach gayee
• Jab devi ki darshan ho gayee toh mandir kiss kaam kha
• Aur tumhara naam keedey das, kyonki silk toh keedey se banta hain
• Tumne 500 ladkiyon ke saath tuning ki hain, toh kya tumne kabhi ek ladki ke saath 500 baar tuning ki hain?
• Public saaman dekhti hain, dukaan nahin aur jab sharafat ka naqaabat hattha hain toh sabse jyada mazza sharifon ko hi aata hain
• Emraan Hashmi to Vidya Balan- you are fire from hell
Vidya Balan - Tum usko bhi bonfire samaj kar haath senk logey
• Ladka ladki miltey hain, kiss karke chale jaate he
aur main to inhii chezzo sai badnaam hu
• Jab zindagi ek baar mili hai to doosri baar kyu soche
• Kuch logon ka naam unke kaam se hota hain, mera badnaam hokar hua hain
• Tere chahne wale haina aage ki 4 rows main baitey hai aur pecche ki 40 rows mairi ye.
• Aur mai ye sabit kardunga ki film aise logo ki wajh sai nahi chalti hain
• Naseeruddin shah to Vidya Balan -Yeh plastic dekh rahey ho? Agar yeh plastic ho ya na ho, issey cigarette ko koi farak nahin padtha
Vidya balan - lekin agar ismein baarish gir jaye toh phir cigarette kiss kam kha?
• Filmein sirf teen cheezon ke wajah se chalti hain, entertainment, entertainment, entertainment..aur main entertainment hoon
• Taarif mein gaali dey rahey ho ya gaali mein tareef kar rahey ho?
• Usko family, do behen do, izzat doh aur phir loot lo
• Main Silk hoon, Silk koi film nahin ki interval ke baad badal jaon.
• Silk toh upar bhi Aafat Macha Rahi Hogi


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tu zada chui mui mat ban....Teri imaarat se pata chal raha hai yaha kitne mazduro ne kaam kiya hai...

Anonymous said...

there was one dialogue in the movie like dudh nikla to amul ban gaya par sala us gay (cow) ko koi nahi janta jisne wo dudh diya hai.

anybody remember the exact dialogue then post it.

Anonymous said...

here it is
Dudh nikla to amul ban gaya par sala us gay (cow) ko koi nahi janta jisne wo dudh diya hai.

Anonymous said...

Mere dil me til hai aur jis cheez par tum baithti ho uspar bhi til hai

Anonymous said...

Madam Aapne to Muzhe chalu kar ke Chod Diya.

Anonymous said...

Mere dil me til hai aur jis cheez par tum baithti ho uspar bhi til hai

Dudh nikla to amul ban gaya par sala us gay (cow) ko koi nahi janta jisne wo dudh diya hai.

Tu zada chui mui mat ban....Teri imaarat se pata chal raha hai yaha kitne mazduro ne kaam kiya hai...

Q: Tume kabhi pyaar hua hei? A: Pyar jo Bisthar thak le jaien? Haan.. Pyar jo neendh udadhe? Naa..

tumhari batao main itna horsepower hain ki ghodo ka dimaag chalne lagta hai aur insaano ka kharab ho jata hai....dimaag.

Dikhana wohi chahiye jo log dekhna chahate hai

har koie mere kamar par haat dalna chahetete! Magar koie mere mathae nahi chua.

Border pe khade hoke gaana nahi gaate.

Uperwale ne hume neeche itna sab diya hai kyu na hum thoda thoda baatle ?

Galath kehathe hai log ki sirf dil tootha hai, body ka har part tootha hai!

Anonymous said...

The best dialogue in Dirty Picture is
Jawani taste karne ke liye hoti hain, waste karne ke lye

Anonymous said...

Public saaman dekhti hain, dukaan nahin

Anonymous said...

The dirty picture dialogue I like it
Agar woh duniya ki aakhri ladki hoti toh main nasbandi kar leta...

Anonymous said...

Galat kahete hai log, ki sirf dil tutta hai. . .
Body ka har part matam manata hai. . .
SEA AWAKEN

Anonymous said...

I love Vidya Balan. She is a complete package from soup to nuts.

Unknown said...

Very interesting dailngue of this year

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